Why Digg Users Fail

It’s simple.

Digg users fail.

Well, some of them anyway.

Here’s why: If you happen to read Digg comments you will see an overwhelming amount of grammar and spelling robots who seem to only post on Digg to correct people when they make grammatical mistakes. What the front door, guys? And I say guys, since everyone knows there aren’t any girls on the Internet.

Who really cares?

But here is something more interesting. Digg users do not know that never mind is two words and written as such and not ‘nevermind’! Yeah, you idiots. It’s two goddam fucking words. Stop writing it as one. But wait, it does not stop there. Never mind has been written incorrectly over 18,600 times on Digg!

Let me put that statistic into perspective.

Let us say the average age of a Digger is 18. Let us also say that the average Digger started masturbating at age 11. Three times a day. 7665. 7665 jerk off sessions.

What am I trying to say? You Digg users collectively wrote ‘Never mind’ wrong more times than each of you jerked off!

If you’re going to criticize and try to correct anyone on anything, remember to educate yourself first.

This is why Digg users fail.